I am Hanni’s handbag, iPod, Canon 400D and Razr

Oh my god, is this blood?  It is blood isn’t it?!  What the fuck, what the fuck!!  Guys!  Guys!!! Is somebody bleeding? Please check if you’re bleed–holy crap it’s red wine! [gulp gulp gulp]

Hey, that’s a little much, don’t you think? This isn’t a university keg stand. Come on, come on, we’re drowning in here! Is this some kind of vino-torture ceremony? Hanni, why the hell are you flooding your purse with red wine — and is this fucking pinot noir? You’ve got to be kidding right now.

Seriously we’re going to [gurgle gurgle] drowning [gurgle gurgle gurgle] humanity [gurgle] Bastille Day!

Why, Hanni? Why?!

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