Oh my god, is this blood? It is blood isn’t it?! What the fuck, what the fuck!! Guys! Guys!!! Is somebody bleeding? Please check if you’re bleed–holy crap it’s red wine! [gulp gulp gulp]
Hey, that’s a little much, don’t you think? This isn’t a university keg stand. Come on, come on, we’re drowning in here! Is this some kind of vino-torture ceremony? Hanni, why the hell are you flooding your purse with red wine — and is this fucking pinot noir? You’ve got to be kidding right now.
Seriously we’re going to [gurgle gurgle] drowning [gurgle gurgle gurgle] humanity [gurgle] Bastille Day!
Why, Hanni? Why?!