I am Hanni’s refrigerator

Alright, door closing, time to turn off this light.

Eggs in egg-shaped holders, check. Milk in the door shelf, check. Fruits and vegetables in their humidity-controlled chambers…where the fuck are my pants?! Did you seriously just close the door so hard that you broke a plastic drawer? Take an anger management class or something.

Why, Hanni? Why?!

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