I am Hanni’s iPad

Going for a bike ride, great. Wind in my hair, eh. Sticking my head out of the bag like I’m a dog trying to eat the air rushing past, no thank you.

Kindly put me back in this bag, it’s terribly unsafe out here.

What if we hit that bump…oh shit…[CRACK]. Thank god for those suckers on Lloyd’s List.

Why, Hanni? Why?!

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