Being a backup device is apparently a certain sentence to immediate death.
Why break a perfectly good trend?
I was looking forward to the St. Louis Happiness Meetup. I mean, really, who wasn’t? Like half the company found an excuse to show up. And we were going to see a cricket baseball match game at the local pitch stadium. Did I know what was going on? Well no, I did not, but that’s okay and our hosts were very patient.
You may have thought I was just not paying attention, but the truth is I was intently planning for the moment when Hanni would turn away and I’d swan dive into the toilet like Troy Dumais (yea, look it up). Nailed it, perfect 10 from everyone except that French judge who still isn’t sure how they’re supposed to feel about me.
Oh by the way that was all bullshit. When the person responsible for you passes out and releases you into the porcelain throne like a prom night dinner, you do what you can to cover it up.
Why, Hanni? Why?!
